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Another great one is from Newbomb Turk in The Hollywood Knights:
"Did you hear about the guy with the 5 P*nises? His pants fit like a glove."
The first time I heard this, I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
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"I can't believe it, they f#$%ing forgot my birthday."-Sam Baker, Sixteen Candles
"Doesn't anybody f@#$ing knock anymore?"-Brad Hamilton, Fast Times
"For one month, you draped all over me like a cheap f@#$ing suit!"-Ronald Miller, Can't Buy Me Love
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I cant possibly write my pick without flat-out using the WORD - but mine is what Spicoli says to Mr hand in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (and what makes it even funnier is of course when the story gets told around school it gets even worse!)
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quote:Originally posted by cindymancini: "I can't believe it, they f#$%ing forgot my birthday."-Sam Baker, Sixteen Candles
"Doesn't anybody f@#$ing knock anymore?"-Brad Hamilton, Fast Times
I love those two...
How about: You make somebody a bridesmaid, and they sh1t all over you. Sams' sister, Sixteen Candles
quote:Originally posted by 80'sRocked: Another great one is from Newbomb Turk in The Hollywood Knights:
"Did you hear about the guy with the 5 P*nises? His pants fit like a glove."
The first time I heard this, I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
I love this movie. So many great lines...
How about: The scene where they are all sitting in the tree and Sgt. Bimbeau shines his flashlight up at them and says:
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This sh1t's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown! Posts: 2729 | From: Kansas City, MO "At the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" | Registered: Apr 2007 | Site Updates: 9
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How about: The scene where they are all sitting in the tree and Sgt. Bimbeau shines his flashlight up at them and says:
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This sh1t's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown! [/QB]
Yeah, that was a classic...Now I'm cracking up thinking about it. I know I said this before, but it's worth repeating - For those of you who have never seen this movie, you don't know what you're missing!
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OK, Chris the CandyFanMan: #1 is Great Outdoors #2 not sure... #3 is maybe the first Vacation? #4 is Christmas Vacation
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Yeah that's a good one Devo..."We're gonna be singing zippity do-dah out of our a$$holes...Praise Marty Moose!" Posts: 2234 | From: Shopping at the Galleria! | Registered: Jun 2002 | Site Updates: 0
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My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.
And The Breakfast Club. Most of what Bender says has curse words but it's so funny.
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quote:Originally posted by Gideon: My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.
This is one of my all-time favorites. We quote lines from this movie all day at work.
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I frequently quote Eddie Murphy from "Beverly Hills Cop"....."Get The F@#K Outta Here"....must use a high pitch voice of course.....
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The best movie ever for this category has to be Full Metal Jacket. There are way too many quotes to list here and they are way to crude. The whole movie is pure genius. Posts: 3614 | From: Caught Somewhere in Time.... | Registered: May 2008 | Site Updates: 101
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quote:Originally posted by Helen_S: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Gideon: My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">Oh God, that film cracks me up. My favourite part is that whole scene in the cell where Stan doesn't know who Vinny is.
Vinny: "It's your *ss, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your f***in' knees."
I remember that! That was hilarious! That whole movie is hysterical.
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Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f**k-face, d**khead, a**hole. Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You are the vulgarian, you f**k. Now apologize!
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How about some of the lines from "Johnny Dangerously"? The character named Roman Moroni.
The guy butchered English so badly it wasn't even 'proper' cussing...
Quotes copied from imdb:
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club! Posts: 2729 | From: Kansas City, MO "At the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" | Registered: Apr 2007 | Site Updates: 9
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I haven't seen that before, but I laughed at the post. =D
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quote:Originally posted by Gideon: I haven't seen that before, but I laughed at the post. =D
You should rent the movie. It's got some very funny lines in it... Posts: 2729 | From: Kansas City, MO "At the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" | Registered: Apr 2007 | Site Updates: 9
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by 80'sRocked: The best movie ever for this category has to be Full Metal Jacket. There are way too many quotes to list here and they are way to crude. The whole movie is pure genius. [/QUOTE
i thought of one from FMJ before reading your post. its when Joker and adam Baldwin are trying to out insult each other and in a John Wayne voice Joker says "Not before ya.....eat the peanuts...outta my..s$@#"
the Vacation one mentioned earlier is classic.
also Bunny from Platoon was interesting to listen to.
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Or the hilarious Johnny dangerously where I've no need disguise any swear words as such as the character of moroni already does it for me when he slaughters the English language -
Roman Moroni.
Roman Troy Moronie (Character) from Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Jocko Dundee: How's tricks, Moroni? Roman Moroni: What are you doing here, icehole? Jocko Dundee: Hey, can't a fellow enjoy a night out gambling with some of his pals? Roman Moroni: Don't bullshtein me. [to one of his men] Roman Moroni: Search this somanabatch.
Roman Moroni: Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin trick, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling.
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