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Kids today just don't understand. They think they know everything with their new fangled artists like OutKast and DMX. They buy a Master P record and tell their friends "unnhnnhnn nana nana" and think its okay. But they're wrong. Dead wrong. Kids don't realize that a 'classic' hit doesn't come from early '95... and the Notorious P.I.G. didn't start ****. You kids out there need to...
As I want to say... the inconsiderate MTV youth of today are such a far cry from the MTV youth of yesterday. They have their 'Lunch with Jesse' and the N'SYNC countdown. What happened to Adam Curry and Martha Quinn? What happened to HeadBangers' Ball and the MTV Half-Hour Comedy Hour with Mario Joiner? What happened to big hair and metal baby! METAL!!! You kids need to get back to the roots and check out some real music that'll rock hair off your *** and make you cry like a man... and Trick or Treat is just the movie to do it.
Sammi Curr, a huge metal icon, is coming to town to play a Halloween bash at his former high school for all the real Americans that want to rock! Well, Eddie Winebauer is one such American and Sammi's biggest fan... with hits like "Flaming Metal" and "Torture's Too Kind" who wouldn't be? Anyway Sammi Curr dies in a horrible microwave burrito accident and Eddie is crushed. However, before his death he released a final acid burn vinyl demo (for those kids out there unaware... vinyl is the material records are made of) which Sammi's friend at the radio station Gene Simmons(!!!), Nuke to you, scum, has procured and will play at midnight... time for a homicide. Turns out this record is possessed by the spirit of Sammi Curr and if you play it backwards (which Eddie does) there's a hidden message which tells him to kill all the preppy ****ers that make fun of him and throw him into the pool. Eventually this force of evil becomes so powerful it leaps out of the record and starts ****ing people up at the Halloween ball.
****ing A this movie is good. Not only is the star of the movie Skippy from Family Tiesbut it also has more metal than a Jigsaw Booty. When Skippy sets up traps for his big chase scene through the cafeteria... you'll watch it six times when that fool does the slip-n-slide out the door and down the steps. i've seen a lot of eighties movies, and none come close to this one. Find it, rent it, and ****ing like it. Get some culture.
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Dude, I didt even read your whole review..... Today while decorating the Christmas tree...VH1 had METAL MANIA on. A Lita Ford vid went on and I grabbed my daughter,6, handful of tinsel and said "Look! LOOK!! Bra top! Spandex pants! High hells! Blonde!Sexy! What seperates this woman from the Jessica & Ashlee Simpsons? Britney Spears? etc? SHE COULD PLAY A GUITAR!!!!!!!!" "omewhere in the 90s........... the good looks became all that matters......"
A few minutes later they played a VIXEN vid and I had to repeat sentiment.
Oh....they also played MIRACLE MAN by OZZY (my fave) and my husband was saying "Aent you gonna help us decorate the tree?" while Zakk was doin his solo m(He's no Randy but.,......)
NOW I will review your review.... I hope you were kind. TRICK OR TREAT was great and COULDNT be made today. There are no more rock Gods......
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I saw this back when it first came out and I loved it. Very cool movie.
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Yknow....I read your review...and my response...and I gotta repeat what I said "COULDNT BE MADE TODAY: What the hell do kids look at for inspiration today? Last band I liked was LINKIN PARK...but I dont pray at thier alter. VH1 played a JUDAS PRIEST video today and I said "It always blows my mind that that voice comes outta that little guy"(Same can be said for DIO) In what Video Msic has become today Rob Halford and Ronnie James Dio would be turned away for not BEING CUTE ENOUGH!!! (Dont even get me started on Lemmy!!!) We're lucky that we got to experince the Rock Gods. I'll be very surprised if they ever get a revival.
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Just got back from a techno dance club my girlfriend loves this **** on the way to the club she had a Limp **** i mean Bizkit cd on in the car i proceded to throw the cd out the window with success.I then made her listen to Blizzard of Oz and some of L.A. WOMAN by the doors i love that ****in album
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