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Instead of the young warrior and myself ruining threads around here I thought I would dedicate this spot for ridiculous ideas for potential sequels.
We've already got a few going;
My favourite so far is the Kid With the 20 IQ
We've got a bunch of Tom Hanks ones.
I think we could do a sequel for Total Recall called Zero Recall.
or
Hard to Kill could have a sequel called Hard to Care.
This movie would revolve around him arguing with film executives about a new Segal project.
Film Exec: "I dunno, I mean you snapped 200 necks in the last movie Steven, it just doesn't have the same appeal any more".
Segal: "Oh yeah, how bout I snap your neck and your secretaries neck and then I'll go over to your house and break your dog's neck and then I'll look up in the phone book everybody with your surname and pay them all visits and snap all their necks and then maybe I'll snap my own neck. Whadda ya think about that. Have we got a deal?"
Film Exec: "Security".
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HAHAHA Bernie. Snap your dogs neck. Funny. They should just call it Snapped. You should check out comedian Pablo Franciscos skit of "the movie guy voice". I found it to be hilarious. In part of it he makes fun of Jean Claude Van Dam "in the same crap you've seen over and over and over again".
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