posted
James Lipton of The Actors Studio always asks these questions to all his guests.
Please answer them if you are comfortable with that:
1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on? 4. What turns you off? 5. What sound or noise do you love? 6. What sound or noise do you hate? 7. What is your favorite curse word? 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to do? 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You can just cut and paste the above questions into your post as a template
Posts: 2586 | From: Defrauding the company from abroad | Registered: Jan 2010 | Site Updates: 24
| IP: Logged |
posted
Guys, please bear in mind that (in all probability) anyone attempting to answer question 7 will get this thread closed....
Posts: 3646 | From: Shermer, IL - where else? | Registered: Mar 2001 | Site Updates: 37
| IP: Logged |
to be more family friendly, i put down my favorite insult from a movie for 7
7. go down town and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face
8. Plastic Surgery
9. Mortician
10. I like you, you make me laugh, and this is everything you thought it was
Posts: 1605 | From: Lake Chicamocomico | Registered: Feb 2011 | Site Updates: 0
| IP: Logged |
posted
Fa v word.,...........Family Least word...........countryrock Turn on................normal people Turnoff................typical people Fav sound............ 2 stroke motorcycles especially in volume or Karen Carpenter Least fav sound........rock chalk jayhock chant Curse word............. shozbot Other occupation....... antique archaeology Unwanted occupation...... slaughterhouse God........."you're family has been waiting for you"
Posts: 1989 | From: The deep end | Registered: Jun 2011 | Site Updates: 14
| IP: Logged |
Arrogant losers with no sense of humour that are complete uptight stiffs who think they are smarter than you but in reality they are as dumb as a sack of hammers.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Power Chords
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The classic blackboard scratch. Even thinking about it sends those shivers up my back and secondly, I know - Rock Lobster by the B52's.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
It has four letters.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
International Assassin
9. What profession would you not like to do?
MacDonalds
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Drugs to the right, h....... to the left
Posts: 2586 | From: Defrauding the company from abroad | Registered: Jan 2010 | Site Updates: 24
| IP: Logged |
posted
Bernie for question 8 - what other profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - I thought you would say "golf club greenskeeper,I want to be just like Carl spackler"
" He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent... Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion".
[ 07. April 2013, 10:11: Message edited by: the young warrior ]
Posts: 3243 | From: canterbury united kingdom | Registered: Mar 2011 | Site Updates: 0
| IP: Logged |
posted
I grew up playing golf so I have witnessed first hand that I would not like to be a greenskeeper. A good greenskeeper has to work very hard. As a junior at the golf club, our little group was not far off what you see with the caddys on caddyshack. We done some pretty crazy stuff. Mainly my friends though. Some of them were nuts.
"It looks like a mirac, it's in the hole."
Can't beat this movie for comedy. It's a timeless classic!
Posts: 2586 | From: Defrauding the company from abroad | Registered: Jan 2010 | Site Updates: 24
| IP: Logged |
posted
1. Favorite word- Food 2. Least favorite word- slacks. It conjurs up images of heavy set women in their 60's -80's wearing polyester pants making that horrible noise when they walk- swoosh, swoosh. 3. Turns me on? Someone with an appreciation for anything that I happen to like. 4. Turn offs? People who do not appreciate what I like and put me down for it. I am not that way. For example, I have a friend who likes country music. I hate it, but I do appreciate that some of them are great musicians and singers, so I don't put anyone down for it. 5.Sound or noise I love: Ocean waves or splashing water at lake Erie 6. Noise I hate: anything very high pitched. It hurts my ears it actually buzzes my head. 7.Well, gonna have to skip this one 8.I would like to try to be either an actor or a writer 9.I would not make a good garbage pickup person. I would be dry heaving all the way! 10.Welcome, we've been waiting for you!
Posts: 2287 | From: Pittsburgh | Registered: Nov 2008 | Site Updates: 0
| IP: Logged |