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Place for all those jokes that you hear about movies or movie stars (the clean ones anyway - clean jokes, not necessarily clean movie stars)

My favorite?

"I never got round to watching Malcolm X... I thought I wouldn't bother, seeing as I'd missed the first nine..."
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The fact that they wanted to put subtitles on or make an american remake for Attack The Block to overcome the language difficulty always makes me laugh...

The Queen's Nomsglish [Cool]
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what do you think about beirut?

i think he's the best dang baseball player that ever lived
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it counts, they made a movie about the babe, i forget what its called right now, but it counts
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Q: How many screenwriters did it take to turn "Twilight" into a good movie?

A: One more than they had.
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all right i got a real one this time

bowfinger: we'll just follow him around with the camera and add his scenes around our film

you think it will work?

bowfinger: yeah, thats how they got tom cruise in interview with the vampire
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Michael Bay has 2 speeds: slow motion and on fire.
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