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Originally posted by EleanorJune:
"And if I were half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a profilactic." - Highway from Heartbreak Ridge

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Originally posted by Mr. Jack Burton:


I love: 'My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and ****ed more blood and stomped more *** that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.'

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I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move...

Here's my favorite:

I been pumping p_ssy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the sh1t hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who @sshole to @sshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-@ss-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

Gotta love Gunny Highway...

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Originally posted by jdocster:
Here's my favorite:

I been pumping p_ssy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the sh1t hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who @sshole to @sshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-@ss-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

Gotta love Gunny Highway...

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Thanks Jdoc....that was nice to read while eating my dinner.

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Originally posted by bornin1974:

"Demented and sad, but social." -- Breakfast Club

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i love quotes from breakfast club:

"if i lose my temper you're totaled."
"totally??"

"screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place."

"where's your lunch?"
"you're wearing it."

"face it. you're a neo maxi zoom dweebie."

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