Kristy clone, I would like to nominate you to be my vice president.

--Miyagi-do

To Noblprz and Ali With an I: There's nothin' "funny", about that, Jerks.

To PWOKristys Clone: Fuck you, you dunce.

Fuck your horseshit, too, you dolt.

So, get a life, you dunce.

Get a job, you dolt.

You obviously, have no friends, you fuck-head.

And grow up, you dim-witted dunder-head.

To Celtic Babe: Don't IMMATURELY COPYCAT me.

To Ea 29: Screw you, you dunce.

Screw your horseshit, too, you ass-hole.

And don't say your HOGWASH, about me, you damned numskull. Don't bother me, you un-coordinated faggot.

I would love to just bury the hatchet with this girl (preferably in her torso), but at this point, it is so FUN annoying her. I am a grown man and I look forward every day to reading the latest round of profanity strewn, rambling responses. It is what you might call a guilty pleasure.

If I thought for a moment that we could just all ignore her and she would go away, I would do it today. But as long as she is determined to stick her two filthy cents in on every thread, I will be her willing foil. I really just love the fact that she has absolutely no clue why people dislike her. And the clone thing is not just funny, it is total genius. I wish I had thought of it first.

Her one endearing quality is that she does answer each person individually. Even if the answers are formulaic (and getting to be a bit predictable).

Of the People, For the People, and By the People.

Kristy brought out some new phrases this time, such as:
"Fuck your horseshit, too, you dolt."
"So, get a life, you dunce."
"you un-coordinated faggot" (she has used this before, but I think it is the only time in internet message board history where one has actually called another 'uncoordinated')
and last, my personal favorite:
"And grow up, you dim-witted dunder-head."
yes, let's hear that one again,
"And grow up, you dim-witted dunder-head."

Grow up, you fatso.

And get a life, you pig-headed idiot.

To Noblprz: Screw you, you loser.

Grow up, you immature jerk.

Get a life, you empty-headed fool.

You'll NEVER be a some body just a NO BODY, not with your MESSED-UP MENTALITY.

And pieces of crud, like you, are too idiotically immature to ever stop with is why you're a mental-retard.

To Ali With an I: You ARE NOT "totally" right!

You chose the WRONG Side, too.

I who thought you WERE a nice person. Sheesh.

I do NOT do ALL of what your Reply said!

I DO TOO give JUST compliments to ACTUALLY nice people! DUH!

And I have the RIGHT to defend myself, too! DUH! Sheesh.

I'm still willing to talk to ya, BUT, I just needed to straighten you out a bit.

Once again: You are NOT totally in the right! Ha!