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Airplane Movie Quotes / Links

Airplane Extras

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What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?

Quotes

Favorite movie quotes and links for the 1980 Comedy movie starring Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Lloyd Bridges, Leslie Nielsen

Robert Stack, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Frank Ashmore, Jonathan Banks, Craig Berenson, Barbara Billingsley, Lee Bryant, Joyce Bulifant, Mae E. Campbell, Peter Graves, Robert Hays, Otto (III), Lorna Patterson, Stephen Stucker, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker Update Cast


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Thanks to Tom
"I just want to tell you both 'good luck' we're all counting on you"
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CBS' SIXTY MINUTES "COUNTERPOINT": They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!
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MCCROSKEY: He'll never make it in this soup. Never! Not one chance in a million.

KRAMER: I know. I know. But it's his ship. His command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho...
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OVEUR: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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KRAMER: Christmas, Ted, what does it mean to you? For me, it was a living hell. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked? In the head? By an iron boot? Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted. Dumb question. Strike that.
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STRIKER: We laughed, we talked, we danced, I never wanted it to end and I guess I still don't. But enough about me. I hope this hasn't been boring for you.

[CAMERA WIDENS to reveal Mrs. Elderly's legs dangling next to him. She has hung herself]
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STRIKER: I came home early and found your note. I guess you meant for me to read it later. Elaine, I've got to talk to you.

ELAINE: I just don't want to go over it any more.

STRIKER: I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.

ELAINE: I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.
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DR. RUMACK: Can you fly this airplane and land it?

STRIKER: Surely you can't be serious.

DR. RUMACK: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley! What flying experience have you had?

STRIKER: Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has FOUR engines. It's an ENTIRELY different kind of flying... All together!!!

RANDY/RUMACK (together): It's an entirely different kind of flying.
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DR. RUMACK: I won't deceive you, Mister Striker. We're running out of time.

STRIKER: Surely there must be something you can do.

DR. RUMACK: I'm doing everything I can! -- And stop calling me Shirley!
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MCCROSKEY: Look, Rex -- I want You to get on the horn and talk this guy down! You're going to have to let him get the feel of this airplane on the way; You'll have to talk him onto the approach; and so help me, You'll have to talk him right down to the ground!



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