Thought is might be funny to see people's ideas on mixing up movie titles. Maybe some of them might even be better and if you like give a little movie blub/synopsis.
How about 'Mannequins Day Off'
Story of a mannequin who takes a joyride around Chicago with her best friend who manages to smuggle her out of the department store.
Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
Revenge Of The Karate Gremlins!!
This is self explanatory really. A group of nerdy furry little thingamabobs seek revenge on a community after water is purposely thrown on them. After hiding in an abandoned, though functioning, movie theatre which played primarily Kung Fu Movies, the oddly developed "Gremlins" unleash their newly learned skills on the unsuspecting community!
Posted by oneyedwilly (Member # 8730) on :
LOL excellent movie plot kev73...awsome stuff, particularly a theatre playing kung fu movies...id watch this.
Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
I'm writting the official screen play right now Willy! *Great idea for a thread by the way.....
Posted by Valley (Member # 1322) on :
Kev.. when will this movie be in theaters? We could make it an interactive experience!
Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
"Streets of Fire, with Fire"--a formerly incarcerated juvenile delinquent with really good hair returns from the war to meet up with an ex-private girls' school love who is now trapped in a convent. All this plays out amidst numerous semi-lyrical romantic interludes set to lip-synched rock music and directed by his ex-commando buddy, turned music video producer, played by Rick Moranis And then the hero and the bad guy have a duel with jackhammers...
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Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
This is fun. Here's another one: "Angel, Blow Out Sixteen Candles." Sam a/k/a "Angel" is a high school student by day and a high-priced call girl by night. She pines for the right guy to come along and take her away from her miserable existence. That knight in shining armor comes in the form of movie gaffer Jake who accidentally witnesses a political assasination by a Philadelphia maniac known as the Betsy Ross Flag Killer. Can Jake react in time to save Sam from being impaled on a flag pole and get her to her surprise 16th birthday party?
"Lovelines 2: Modern Girls Say Anything!" Cindy Gibb, Daphne Zuniga, and Virginia Madsen, having spent all their money on clothes and clubbing, take jobs working for bitter former kickboxing champ, turned 976-love line owner, Lloyd X played by John Cusack. Hilarious hijinks ensue when Ione Skye, as Lloyd's ex-lover, returns from France for a battle of the bands competition and strikes up a relationship with Zuniga. Meanwhile, Lloyd is involved in a plan to spring Skye's dad, serving a term for mail fraud, from federal prison.
OK, one more: The Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version of "Dressed to Kill E.T. at the Road House." Drew Barrymore plays a young girl who is heiress to the M&M candy fortune. She seeks out Patrick Swayze, a bouncer at a Texas Roadhouse steak restaurant who also has a correspondence school Ph.D in existential philosophy, to help her protect her pet alien, E.T., from crazy, cross-dressing government agent Michael Caine. Meanwhile, E.T. tries to contact Crow T. Robot and gang on the Satellite of Love via the Invention Exchange so that he can leave earth and the drippy Ms. Barrymore for good.
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Posted by oneyedwilly (Member # 8730) on :
quote:Originally posted by kevdugp73: I'm writting the official screen play right now Willy! *Great idea for a thread by the way.....
im looking forward to this! i know some people who can help out...who you got in mind for the lead role Kev73?
Posted by oneyedwilly (Member # 8730) on :
quote:The Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version of "Dressed to Kill E.T. at the Road House." Drew Barrymore plays a young girl who is heiress to the M&M candy fortune. She seeks out Patrick Swayze, a bouncer at a Texas Roadhouse steak restaurant who also has a correspondence school Ph.D in existential philosophy, to help her protect her pet alien, E.T., from crazy, cross-dressing government agent Michael Caine.
This plot is freaking AWSOME!!!!!! LMAO
Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
I have a horrible toothache today. Painkillers will do that to you, oneyedwilly. Glad you liked it. Posted by oneyedwilly (Member # 8730) on :
Keep up the medication crash...steven king wrote his best stuff on the pain killers and other stuff which i dont condone....ooh just realised my next post will be number 1000 woo hoo
Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
ROFL! I liked when he wrote that he couldn't remember writing "Cujo."
Great work, 1,000 posts! Who-hoo... I've got a long way to go. Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
"The Legend Of the Valley Girl Poltergeist"
A young girl from Corpus Cristie Texas. An unexpected move to the Valley. They couldn't break her spirit...they made a move they would soon regret.
A year after the brutal murder, the Valley Girls began to think they were off scott free....but they didn't know Billie Jean. The strange happenings, the whispering of "fair is fair" in their ears as they slept...Billie Jean would have her revenge.
She loved the Valley...but it didn't love her back....
Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
Super!!!
Posted by oneyedwilly (Member # 8730) on :
oh my god...what an imagination you got there kev73...got one in the pipeline for later on.
Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
"Six Pack Annie Gets Her License To Drive"
Now ten years older, our beloved Annie inherits the Warbucks fortune after "Daddy" suspiciously disappeared. Coping with abandonement issues, Annie turns to the booze, now drinkning a minimum of a Six Pack a day. Lonesome, and looking for a father figure, she crosses paths with a gambler / foster Dad who welcomes her into his home. Annie's drinking and her newly aquired license clash, and after her 9th DYI she is sentenced to jail for life. Her fortune is left to her former servant Punjab...who had been supplying her with the booze all along!
Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
Classic, kev73, just classic!
Posted by Bernie_Lomax (Member # 8571) on :
"Teen Wolf Goes Back To The Future"
Teen Wolf is not happy that he didn't get cast in Teen Wolf Too and now he is going back in time to change the directors mind. While he is there he is going to try his hardest to get the original Stiles back also.
Critics are calling it the biggest blockbuster film since Teen Wolf.
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