I may get rapped for asking this, and certainly it's not something someone like me who abhors extensive cursing might do, but I just can't help but inquire, what happens to be the favorite moment of questionable language uttered in an 80s picture. If I had to pick a single moment, it would probably have to be:
"Roman you *(^&%&^$#^%!!!!!!!" "What did he say?" "Go faster." "OK." (floors it)
Coming in a close second:
"I offered to help you. You refused to take our money. So I said, 'I guess you're really up #@&^$$#%^*) Creek.' YEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" (etc. etc . etc.)
And tied for third:
"You can start by wiping that &#$(&^@Q #&$@*# smile off your rosy &#$62&*@($C cheeks. Then you can get me a &#$^*@&*Q*&$ automobile...*&#($&(*&3@&#(*DB#@()@$...."
along with:
"We're going to press on, and we're going to have the HAPP-HAPP-HAPPIEST Christmas since Bing Croby tapdanced with Danny &*@#^87 Kaye."
Posted by P.S. It's Paul.... (Member # 1022) on :
Whilst we're keeping an eye on this thread, it's worth mentioning that as soon as anyone tries to find any ways around the site profanity filter, the thread will get dumped.
So the challenge is - talk about profanity without actually using any objectionable words....
Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
I love this quote from Stripes:
Sergeant Hulka - "You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the "big toe" is gonna see how far he can stick it up your *ss."
Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
Here's some great ones from Revenge of the Nerds:
Booger - Why? Does she have a p**is? Booger - I thought I was looking at my mother's old d**che-bag, but that's in Ohio. Booger - This is bull****! I want b*sh, pan down.
Posted by HeadRusch (Member # 3755) on :
Lots of funny lines out there with swear words....
But I think the most CREATIVE use of profanity and racial slurring comes in Spike Lee's DO THE RIGHT THING.
When each of the characters go off on each others nationality it was both offensive, and hysterical at the same time..like spoken word poetry Posted by ISIS (Member # 1780) on :
There's so many things in the movie "Arthur" that crack me up.....
I don't want to get censored.....but
Some of the stuff Richard Pryor says in The Toy cracks me up...also... I like when the wife of Jackie Gleason calls him....You A--, and he says ...It's U.S. , Not ...You A--.
Posted by jdocster04 (Member # 5752) on :
Ahhhh, hahahaha... I love it...
"You can start by wiping that &#$(&^@Q #&$@*# smile off your rosy &#$62&*@($C cheeks. Then you can get me a &#$^*@&*Q*&$ automobile...*&#($&(*&3@&#(*DB#@()@$...."
Sergeant Hulka - "You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the "big toe" is gonna see how far he can stick it up your *ss."
Sergeant Hulka:
Your mommas are not hear to protect you now... It's just you, me, and uncle Sam... Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
Another great one is from Newbomb Turk in The Hollywood Knights:
"Did you hear about the guy with the 5 P*nises? His pants fit like a glove."
The first time I heard this, I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
Posted by cindymancini (Member # 679) on :
"I can't believe it, they f#$%ing forgot my birthday."-Sam Baker, Sixteen Candles
"Doesn't anybody f@#$ing knock anymore?"-Brad Hamilton, Fast Times
"For one month, you draped all over me like a cheap f@#$ing suit!"-Ronald Miller, Can't Buy Me Love
Posted by Helen_S (Member # 5804) on :
"Oh bulls**t, I'm going home man!" - The Karate Kid
Posted by Helen_S (Member # 5804) on :
quote:Originally posted by 80'sRocked: Another great one is from Newbomb Turk in The Hollywood Knights:
"Did you hear about the guy with the 5 P*nises? His pants fit like a glove."
The first time I heard this, I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
Haha Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
I cant possibly write my pick without flat-out using the WORD - but mine is what Spicoli says to Mr hand in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (and what makes it even funnier is of course when the story gets told around school it gets even worse!)
Posted by jdocster04 (Member # 5752) on :
quote:Originally posted by cindymancini: "I can't believe it, they f#$%ing forgot my birthday."-Sam Baker, Sixteen Candles
"Doesn't anybody f@#$ing knock anymore?"-Brad Hamilton, Fast Times
I love those two...
How about: You make somebody a bridesmaid, and they sh1t all over you. Sams' sister, Sixteen Candles
quote:Originally posted by 80'sRocked: Another great one is from Newbomb Turk in The Hollywood Knights:
"Did you hear about the guy with the 5 P*nises? His pants fit like a glove."
The first time I heard this, I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
I love this movie. So many great lines...
How about: The scene where they are all sitting in the tree and Sgt. Bimbeau shines his flashlight up at them and says:
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This sh1t's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown! Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
quote:
How about: The scene where they are all sitting in the tree and Sgt. Bimbeau shines his flashlight up at them and says:
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This sh1t's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown! [/QB]
Yeah, that was a classic...Now I'm cracking up thinking about it. I know I said this before, but it's worth repeating - For those of you who have never seen this movie, you don't know what you're missing!
Posted by goresnet (Member # 6592) on :
OK, Chris the CandyFanMan: #1 is Great Outdoors #2 not sure... #3 is maybe the first Vacation? #4 is Christmas Vacation
Posted by Devolution (Member # 1731) on :
Devolution here,
It's actually Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
but speaking of Vacation. That's my favorite. When he freaks out in the car in Phoenix in the rain,
"This is no longer a vacation, it's a quest, it's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun."
We are DEVO
Posted by cindymancini (Member # 679) on :
Yeah that's a good one Devo..."We're gonna be singing zippity do-dah out of our a$$holes...Praise Marty Moose!" Posted by Gideon (Member # 6941) on :
My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.
And The Breakfast Club. Most of what Bender says has curse words but it's so funny.
Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gideon: My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.
This is one of my all-time favorites. We quote lines from this movie all day at work.
Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
I frequently quote Eddie Murphy from "Beverly Hills Cop"....."Get The F@#K Outta Here"....must use a high pitch voice of course.....
Posted by Helen_S (Member # 5804) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gideon: My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.
Oh God, that film cracks me up. My favourite part is that whole scene in the cell where Stan doesn't know who Vinny is.
Vinny: "It's your *ss, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your f***in' knees."
Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
The best movie ever for this category has to be Full Metal Jacket. There are way too many quotes to list here and they are way to crude. The whole movie is pure genius. Posted by Gideon (Member # 6941) on :
quote:Originally posted by Helen_S: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Gideon: My cousin Vinny. "Imagine you're a deer..."
That whole scene is hilarious.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face=""Century Gothic", Verdana, Arial">Oh God, that film cracks me up. My favourite part is that whole scene in the cell where Stan doesn't know who Vinny is.
Vinny: "It's your *ss, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your f***in' knees."
I remember that! That was hilarious! That whole movie is hysterical.
Posted by Nada (Member # 3045) on :
A Fish Called Wanda.
Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f**k-face, d**khead, a**hole. Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You are the vulgarian, you f**k. Now apologize!
Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction? Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh Otto: Sh*t on you? Ken: Show off all the t-time.
Otto: A**HOOOOOLE!
Posted by jdocster04 (Member # 5752) on :
How about some of the lines from "Johnny Dangerously"? The character named Roman Moroni.
The guy butchered English so badly it wasn't even 'proper' cussing...
Quotes copied from imdb:
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club! Posted by Gideon (Member # 6941) on :
I haven't seen that before, but I laughed at the post. =D
Posted by jdocster04 (Member # 5752) on :
quote:Originally posted by Gideon: I haven't seen that before, but I laughed at the post. =D
You should rent the movie. It's got some very funny lines in it... Posted by Gideon (Member # 6941) on :
I probably will.
Posted by TerdNthePoolGGB (Member # 9818) on :
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 80'sRocked: The best movie ever for this category has to be Full Metal Jacket. There are way too many quotes to list here and they are way to crude. The whole movie is pure genius. [/QUOTE
i thought of one from FMJ before reading your post. its when Joker and adam Baldwin are trying to out insult each other and in a John Wayne voice Joker says "Not before ya.....eat the peanuts...outta my..s$@#"
the Vacation one mentioned earlier is classic.
also Bunny from Platoon was interesting to listen to.
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Posted by the young warrior (Member # 9554) on :
Or the hilarious Johnny dangerously where I've no need disguise any swear words as such as the character of moroni already does it for me when he slaughters the English language -
Roman Moroni.
Roman Troy Moronie (Character) from Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Jocko Dundee: How's tricks, Moroni? Roman Moroni: What are you doing here, icehole? Jocko Dundee: Hey, can't a fellow enjoy a night out gambling with some of his pals? Roman Moroni: Don't bullshtein me. [to one of his men] Roman Moroni: Search this somanabatch.
Roman Moroni: Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin trick, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling.
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Posted by aTomiK (Member # 6575) on :
Haha, gotta love Johnny Dangerously Posted by Johnny Roarke is reckless (Member # 9826) on :
The Terminator had a 'possible response options list' when he was asked if he had a dead cat in there..
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