I think we had a thread on this a few years ago but I got thinking about it again after hearing a song I always (now deliberatly) sing the wrong words to... in "Bette Davis Eyes" I used to think Kim Carnes was saying "All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis Eyes"!
And of course there's the old classic I drive my partner crazy with - The Gogo's "Alex the Seal"
Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
In Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana"...I was fairly young, but for some reason, in the chorus, instead of Dirty diana...I thought he was saying...so take a gander
Posted by Duckie Dale Winton (Member # 3419) on :
I swear in Simple Minds' "Glittering Prize"....., at one point Jim Kerr sings "do you remember flatulent pain?"!!!!
Posted by Riptide (Member # 457) on :
I always thought AC/DC's Dirty Deeds they were saying 30 thiefs and the thunder chief.
Posted by Stitch Groover (Member # 2895) on :
There's a joke version of "Dirty Deeds" that goes "Dirty deeds done with sheep".
Ewwww. Or perhaps Ewe...
Posted by jdocster (Member # 5752) on :
Ever listen to AC/DC Highway To Hell lyrics?
The third line
Living easy Living free "Season ticket on a one way ride"
When you listen to this, I swear it sounds completely different. My friends an me could not believe that they got away with saying this lyric back in the 80s. Now I know what they are really saying I get it, but at the time it was crazy.
Listen to this song again and tell me what this line sounds like to you: "Season ticket on a one way ride"
- jdocster
Posted by Riptide (Member # 457) on :
Wow, I always thought Bon was saying living sleazy on a one way ride.
Posted by EleanorJune (Member # 7024) on :
My sister is the master at screwing up lyrics to songs. The one that had my laughing to hard I had to pull the car over was to a country song from a few years back. It had a line about Don't Forget to Check the Oil. And she thought it was Don't Forget Chucky Boy!