Ewww. First Jessie, now Screech. I always thought Kelly would be first, given that Tiffani Thiessen obviously had prosthetics added to her torso some time between Saved By the Bell and 90210.
Posted by pettyfan (Member # 2260) on :
Is this part of his plight to save his home???
Posted by Jessie the Sunflower Goddess (Member # 1877) on :
This is just wrong wrong wrong. It is like Scotty Schwartz from A Christmas Story doing porn. Just wrong wrong wrong........
Posted by Riptide (Member # 457) on :
What a bad move, is this a cry for help?
Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
Okay, I have REALLY been researching it: And supposedly he was begging for money (and selling t-shirts) to "save his home". Supposedly, he ran up a pretty big hotel room bill and they asked his "girlfriend" why, if he was desperate to save his home, he was p!ssing away $600 on his hotel room bill and she said that he REALLY wasn't losing his home, that that was all just a publicity stunt. There are people that think the porn is a rumor, another publicity stunt, but I read about that on a NEW YORK DAILY NEWS website so I think they are a pretty reputable source. Supposedly he does two women in the flick and does a "Dirty Sanchez"...and if you dont know what that is you can look it up online (Trust me, though: You dont want to know!) This is all to "save his career". But, really: Has doing porn ever SAVED a career?
Posted by Riptide (Member # 457) on :
That's a sham that Screech (Diamond) lied about losing his home, I just feel sorry for people who were conned by this has-been. Do we really need anymore celebrity porn out there?
Posted by Alex In Wonderland (Member # 4912) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamamiasweetpeaches:<snip> This is all to "save his career". But, really: Has doing porn ever SAVED a career?
It's launched a few and enhanced a few more - Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton to name but a few.
It's killed just as many though.
My favourite bit of all of this though was his agent was reported on IMDB as saying that this would help stop typecasting him and broaden his range!
Posted by The Exorcism of Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
way to go Screech
Posted by LONNIE (Member # 3934) on :
On the Bob and Tom Show they discussed this movie, and it is suppose to be very graphic. Hopefully nobody buys and supports this celeberty porn garbage. Besides he could not act on tv how is he suppose to do in a movie?
Posted by The Exorcism of Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
Have you ever seen a porn movie?
Porn movies aren't made to showcase one's acting talents.
Posted by MotleyRulz (Member # 3598) on :
Screech is the man. I always thought porn was improv and not so much a dramatic acting attempt....
Posted by Cotter (Member # 5081) on :
Where's Kelly's tape? Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
Im still waiting for Slaters. I'll even shoot it!
Posted by Willow123 (Member # 4953) on :
I have a list of things I never want to see in my lifetime. Screech getting his freak on is now at the top of that list.
Posted by Earth Angel (Member # 3301) on :
I agree.....what's next???...The kid that plays Teen Witches brother??????......that is the stuff nightmares are made of. Mind you...it could solve the problem of sex addiction.....maybe they should use that method in rehab..."not the screetch tape...noooooooooo"
Posted by MotleyRulz (Member # 3598) on :
Why can't they make one with Kelly and Lisa?
Posted by P.S It's Paul... (Member # 1022) on :
Because you know Screech would be in there somewhere.... even if it's just a voiceover..... Posted by MotleyRulz (Member # 3598) on :
Yeah I see your point. The mood would be set then Screech would run in and say "But I love you Lisa." Cue cheesy porn music.........
Posted by P.S It's Paul... (Member # 1022) on :
Or even in one of those Dr Ruth voiceovers....
"And here you can see the true intimacy between these two lovely women....."
Posted by Canyoudigit The Sequel (Member # 4506) on :
You could say he was saved by the bell-end.
Posted by P.S It's Paul... (Member # 1022) on :
I'd rather you didn't!
Posted by Smayt Shatner (Member # 1500) on :
Quality piece of comedy rappor there from the Shrimpmeister. Posted by P.S It's Paul... (Member # 1022) on :
Smaytey-boy! Long time no see. Hope you're doing well, and your latest joint-venture with Screech has borne fruit......
Posted by Smayt Shatner (Member # 1500) on :
Well i am known for my flexibility. oh and being an expert on salt and vinegar snack goods. Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
I just heard "Screech" will be on CELEBRITY FIT CLUB (along with Marcia Brady and Tiffany). Now he's FAT??????
Posted by Straightjacket Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
what's worse is that Marcia is fat Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
This story just gets more and more bizarre: There are people on Dustin Diamonds IMDB message board who have actually seen his dirty movie and are crying foul. They claim it's not really him and that he sues a uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ummmmmmmm....."stunt double"! They say the way that the video is shot you never see Dustin's face and body at the same time and that it's probably just cut in a way that your not supposed to realize that your not seeing "Screech". I mean, not that that's a big tragedy, cuz who would wanna see Screech do the dirty anyway?
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