Coming to America

Have you ever wondered what would happen if an African prince came to America to find his bride?

No?

Well, neither have I, but this plot is the basis to one of the funniest comedies to come out of the eighties. From juicy hair to McDonald's rip-offs this movie's got it all, not to mention a Kaleidoscope of familiar faces. The movie begins with scenes of a very pampered African Prince named Akeem, played by 80's comedy icon Eddie Murphy. Awoken by an orchestra and draped in his robe (pure silk, I'm sure), the prince is wished a Happy Birthday by his manservant, Oha. Akeem is ushered to the restroom and then begins a dialogue with his manservant that leaves me in stitches every time.

"Oha, It is my twenty-first birthday, do you think, perhaps, just once I might use the bathroom by myself?" said Akeem as he gives one of those big, cheesy Eddie Murphy smiles and puffs out his chest.
"Most amusing sir.....WIPERS!" bellows Oha as Akeem's chest deflates and his smile fades. Hysterical.

Akeem has breakfast with his family, father played by James Earl Jones and a very elegant mother played by Madge Sinclair. We find that Akeem is arranged to be married upon his twenty-first birthday and will meet his future bride that evening. Akeem doesn't seem to be happy with the arrangement, but his father assures him that his future bride is a suitable pick.

Later we meet Akeem's best friend, Semi, played by former late night talk show host Arsenio Hall. Akeem explains to Semi, during a rhythmic bout of stick fighting, that he would rather marry a woman for love and intellect, rather than marry a woman he barely knows. Semi doesn't agree, of course, proclaiming that a royal bride needs only to have "a pretty face, firm backside and big breast like Casaba Melons. " Needless to say the fight ends with Semi on his back, defeated.

We are then treated to the lavish celebration in the fictional Zamunda, filled with rich colors and vibrant costumes that seem to jump from the screen. Akeem's future bride's introduction is preceeded by a tribal dance, complete with feathers, beads and scantily clad women rocking it out in large headgear ala' Vegas showgirl. A scene that is definitely not to be missed.

Akeem finds his future bride to be beautiful and obedient, but still has doubts and expresses them to his father, who assumes that Akeem only wants to "sew his royal oats" before the big day. He makes arrangements for his son to travel to America and return in forty days to be to married to his ready-made bride.

Akeem has his own plans and decides to seek his bride in New York, in none other than the notorious Queens district. Everyone knows that a future King can find a suitable bride in Queens, right?
Many laugh out loud high jinx ensues, including a variety of colorful characters played by Hall and Murphy. Akeem finally finds the right girl, Lisa McDowell, played by Shari Headley, and gets a job in her father's restaurant, McDowell's (McDonald's knock off). But surprise of surprises, she's already spoken for by the crowned prince of juicy hair, Darryl, played by a dripping Eriq LaSalle of "ER" fame. Akeem tries many things to win Lisa's affections, but will his tactics work?

It's an eighties movie. What do you think?